this weekend lasted literally 8 nanoseconds

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something that lives forever in my brain is the movie Monster House. it was a random shitty kid's movie i watched 15+ yrs ago & i think about it almost every day

one of life's greatest mysteries is the fact that i do laundry every goddam day and still can never find anything to wear

joke a 5yo told me at work this week:

Q: why did the tree cross the road

A: for to eat the branch

i dont get people who prefer rainy weather. vitamin d is dopamine and i need that shit

dont tell anyone but sometimes i listen to foo fighters (๑´>᎑<)~*

my css sheet is like that spot under the bed where you shove everything when you "clean" your room. it's a nightmare realm

no one tells you that being an adult is just being tired always

had to supervise a 5th grade "family planning" class today that i thought would be...like home ec. it was not (⊙ _ ⊙ )

update: i actually passed that praxis test! ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾ owe myself $86 now

WAHHH

has anyone ever died from a hemorrhoid? asking 4 a friend (๑•́ -•̀)

watched Integrity's landing livestream last night like it was the super bowl

i'd bet $86 (my current bank balance) that im about to fail this praxis test today

51 days, 5 hours & 20 minutes until the school year is over

every time i think im ready to upload my site, i find 14 new things i want to do...

yall i am so bad at coding

i have a love-hate relationship with tortilla chips